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12/30/03:
Some bad singers wheeze and groan
12/30/03:
The Apocryphal Crossroads & Dead Delta Kudzu
12/30/03:
I was glad there were other freaks I could be friends with
12/30/03:
ONE IN THE EYE FOR THE FAKES
12/30/03:
the days before bling
12/28/03:
A Screw Loose and Nitro in the Tank
12/28/03:
"his range on his long distance shot"
12/23/03:
Sex, Drugs And Yuletide Cheer
12/22/03:
Mother is constantly pushing me to date Catholic women
12/20/03:
Happy is fucking overrated
12/19/03:
Joe Coleman: Tamper with Godís laws, pay the price
12/15/03:
A motorcycle might seem like a strange gift for a nine-year-old
12/15/03:
The room became hazy w/ the exhaust of chain-smoking French guys
12/14/03:
Charles Bukowski was a tremendously unpleasant old drunk
12/14/03:
Not 53rd & 3rd
12/14/03:
The Augustus Pablo of the mainstream underground
12/14/03:
I get so tired of reading the same old shit about the same old shits
12/14/03:
"Beautifully misogynistic," his wife retorts with a caustic tone
12/14/03:
"my Grandmother turned me on to Deep Throat"
12/06/03:
"...Socrates committing suicide over and over again."
12/05/03:
Destroy All Music
12/04/03:
Bunker 13: Bad Sex in Fiction
12/04/03:
The Zen of Santo - Pro Wrestler, Crime Fighter
12/02/03:
Martin Amis's Yellow Dog: bow-wow or post-satiric romp?
12/02/03:
Secrets & Thighs: A history of Tijuana Bibles
12/01/03:
Beatnik & Jive & Beatploitation
12/01/03:
The Zero files
11/30/03:
Bring on the drugs
11/30/03:
The Last Disney Leaves
11/30/03:
The Second Coming of Philip K. Dick
11/30/03:
"I despise Mu Zimei!"
11/29/03:
500 years later, nobody's getting any younger
11/29/03:
If you're such a big star, you don't need to be working here
11/29/03:
evil populist philistinism has no place with plaster saints
11/27/03:
"...if I wake up & find my penis under the pillow, then I'll retire"
11/25/03:
Feel Free to Jack Into My iPod
11/25/03:
the revolt against literature's ruling class
11/25/03:
Her name is Laura Harring. I remember her well.
11/24/03:
From the Desk of George Tirebiter
11/24/03:
Is it progress to impose sexual drudgery on the old?
11/22/03:
The Cult of J.T. LeRoy: Everyone loves a hustler; nobody trusts one
11/22/03:
The rare Taurus driver found gazing fondly at his parked car
11/21/03:
Inside every silver lining there's a cloud...
11/21/03:
She smelled the way the Taj Mahal looks by moonlight
11/21/03:
HST: Am I turning into a pervert?
11/20/03:
VIVA LA NITRO!
11/20/03:
Shit is the new brilliant
11/20/03:
The first person in history to die of boredom
11/19/03:
drinking Saddam beer and judging wet abayah contests
11/18/03:
Gus Van Sant, White Stripes & the Cleansing of Elephants
11/17/03:
Stealing hotel glasses
11/17/03:
Boys Will Be Boys
11/16/03:
Me and You, a Dog Named Boo & Thermodynamics Too
11/16/03:
Scousers aren't binheads. We know when we are told salties
11/15/03:
My dead dad in heaven sends down surreal computer dreams
11/15/03:
Hemingway never smoked cigarettes
11/15/03:
Gore Vidal vs. the Alien Army
11/14/03:
Pettibon in the Sky
11/13/03:
Real Cool Time
11/13/03:
The Pen is not a Patch on the Monkey Wrench
11/07/03:
Rock writer changes beats
11/06/03:
Wild Monday night in Denver
11/06/03:
garage band beat off
11/06/03:
Devastatin' Dave in ... Worst Album Covers Ever
11/06/03:
Next gig - Duet with Elvis
11/05/03:
Julie Burchill: Mind the gap
11/05/03:
The Long Haul: "I figure she's gonna tie off a vein"
11/04/03:
Brane New World: Sayonara Standard Model?
11/03/03:
The Big Blush: A Writer's Most Embarrasing Moment
11/02/03:
the last surviving nuclear family standing in a world of chaos
11/01/03:
"We are a pro-lapdance city"
10/31/03:
D. Boon in the Present Tense
10/30/03:
Welcome to Generation Z. The fat is in the fire
10/30/03:
The once and future music of revolution
10/29/03:
Who needs space travel?
10/23/03:
White Trash Chic: So hip it hurts
10/23/03:
Disney's Dream Debased
10/23/03:
White girl with attitude
10/22/03:
Semen + Spit = Punk Rock
10/21/03:
What's Hidden In The Garage? The Punk Soul Explosion: pt 1
10/20/03:
Golf Golf baby...
10/20/03:
Mick Farren: Comedy Atrocities: Destroy All Sitcoms
10/20/03:
Sex is the answer
10/19/03:
Bitterness of a baseball journalist
10/18/03:
It's a dump and he's not famous enough
10/14/03:
Fast and furious
10/14/03:
Wanna Buy a Used Bridge?
10/14/03:
We're not gonna take it...
10/14/03:
Next up...Sid & Nancy action figures
10/14/03:
Don't touch that dial...it won't help
10/13/03:
Black Hole Airs 'Dirty Laundry'
10/13/03:
The Reality of Antimatter
10/13/03:
What? No Stephen King?
10/13/03:
In the '20s we saw each other's ankles
10/13/03:
TV Party: The Sound of One Handjob Clapping
10/13/03:
A Study On the Aesthetics of No Wave Outside of No New York
10/12/03:
53 things that make chicks tick
10/12/03:
Wasn't the New Greatest Filmmaker about more than just style?
10/11/03:
No One is Innocent: Never mind the graying
10/09/03:
Ugly dreams of Arnold wandering naked in Hollywood
10/07/03:
The fall guy: Richard Meltzer grows up, not old
10/06/03:
people bought the records for his sleeves, not for the music
10/06/03:
George Plimpton, uber alles
10/04/03:
The Man in Black with voice of God
10/04/03:
Freud, Debord and the Sex Pistols in Cambridge
10/02/03:
Man attacks boy with fish, court is told
09/30/03:
We hold our colors high...
09/26/03:
Last night a mix tape saved my life
09/26/03:
Sometimes I'm a fascist, sometimes I'm a Nazi
09/26/03:
Paper Lion dies...
09/25/03:
I've read a lot of Socrates on page three of the Sun.
09/24/03:
sex, death & the German postal system
09/23/03:
Back to Reality
09/20/03:
Were you a big music fan before punk?
09/20/03:
The Post Nearly Man wasn't my idea
09/19/03:
All The Troubles In The World, On A Transistor Radio
09/19/03:
Another 17 years, another new Kraftwerk album
09/17/03:
Soured on the sweet science
09/17/03:
Hunter S. Thompson on "the Bush League"
09/17/03:
History of Rock is Written by Losers
09/13/03:
Which came first, the Apple or the worm?
09/11/03:
a disaster-fixated Marxist constantly crying wolf
09/11/03:
Sex, travel & unmitigated violence in the human jungle
09/10/03:
Big black holes sing bass
09/09/03:
Death of an American poet
09/08/03:
No Place Like It
09/08/03:
Werewolf of London howls no more...
09/06/03:
$100 bottle of beer on the wall...
09/06/03:
'The Singer had a few drinks or pills? So What?'
09/05/03:
In His 60s, He Sold Dog Food
09/04/03:
"Lose Cubism" and "Absorb Pollock"
09/04/03:
Punk Rock 101.
09/03/03:
Amarillo Slim in a World Full of Fat People
09/03/03:
ISLAMIC ZOMBIES TO INVADE U.S.
09/03/03:
I Still Read Maureen Dowd
09/02/03:
Gumball's Big Score
09/02/03:
The Last Great American Author?
08/31/03:
Love Will Freak Us
08/29/03:
Last bastion of truth in government?
08/28/03:
Skinny Puppy. Sheesh.
08/28/03:
Dr Seuss Cross-Fertilized with Noam Chomsky
08/28/03:
The Internet never sleeps
08/26/03:
Speed will rule the NFL
08/26/03:
Neil Young: An Overweening Mess We Could Use More Of
08/25/03:
Tips for America's most popular indoor sport...
08/24/03:
Who's afraid of Sylvia Plath?
08/24/03:
50 worst bands...?
08/23/03:
Going Above Ground: 1980-1982
08/23/03:
Are You Ready to Testify?
08/22/03:
Nightmare in La-la Land
08/21/03:
Terminator Terminated
08/19/03:
Stock Car racers plead, can't we all just get along?
08/18/03:
The Monday Night Recorders Singles Club
08/18/03:
Idiot Box
08/15/03:
Portland, they wrote
08/13/03:
McSweeney's Pretentious Horseshit
08/13/03:
WHITE TRASH / CAR CRASH
08/13/03:
Someone needs to have a word with Amis
08/13/03:
the definition of a sexual act
08/13/03:
Everyone Has Their Price: Still Here, Right Now
08/13/03:
Speed kills and other football wisdom
08/12/03:
Hell on Bangs: The Right to Be Wrong
08/05/03:
The Desert of the Steal: Death Valley '74
08/01/03:
T.C. Boyleís Zombie Cocktail and Stuffed Camel
08/01/03:
Did Bob Hope ever say anything funny?
08/01/03:
The Nation's Capital
08/01/03:
Welcome to the Big Darkness
07/30/03:
Top 25 censored news stories
07/30/03:
What Do You Call That Noise?
07/29/03:
Scam in the Porn Industry?
07/28/03:
Standing in Line at the Port Authority
07/26/03:
Stuck in the Muddle
07/26/03:
Desperately seeking Kraftwerk
07/26/03:
Break out the dueling gloves...
07/22/03:
Answer to the mystery of life is four
07/19/03:
The True Saga Of Captain Stabbin
07/18/03:
Cycling and Football Vs. Drinking
07/17/03:
'I hope your ears don't bleed'
07/16/03:
empty beer bottles in the salt and circles of stones
07/15/03:
Lying Trollops on Lie Detectors...
07/14/03:
Angry Nobodies Vent about Not Getting Published.
07/13/03:
Yes,
Liz Phair
Really
IS
That Bad
07/13/03:
Manchester United: the perils of influential post-punks
07/12/03:
Atomised: Filth And Philosophy
07/12/03:
Even the end of the world is Disneyfied
07/12/03:
Melt-Banana redefines everything you know
07/12/03:
The Heart is a Sleeping Beauty
07/08/03:
A SMALL BUT SATISFYING KICK IN BLAIR'S NUTS
07/08/03:
You're Shouting So Loud You'd Do Better To Mime
07/07/03:
"...found sitting alone in his truck, dead..."
07/06/03:
Art and Psychosis together again...
07/04/03:
"That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus."
07/04/03:
Trendy Political Correctness
07/04/03:
The New Howdy Doody
07/04/03:
God Bless Americana
07/04/03:
Up against the Blackboard - Meet the Language Police
07/02/03:
Three Stories About Christopher Walken
07/02/03:
Behold the Pentaquark
06/30/03:
Johnny Cash Is Not Dying for You
06/26/03:
Mark E. Smith: Misogynist? Alcoholic? Anti-hero of indie rock?
06/26/03:
Playing across Europe for Beer and a Bed
06/20/03:
The Dry Heaves as Performance Art
06/20/03:
In Retrospect, I Lacked the Guts to Sponge
06/18/03:
carving out headstones for the dead
06/17/03:
Sen. Hatch Destroying Amerika's Computers
06/17/03:
Why Dogs Should Sue Spike Lee
06/16/03:
Wilson: How It All Went Wrong
06/16/03:
Warm affirmation vs. cold existential fact
06/16/03:
... a bad music video. With spiders.
06/16/03:
Hunter S. Thompson and the Triple Crown Disaster
06/16/03:
The Bitterest PiL
06/16/03:
The Death of Rock Thesis
06/02/03:
Hunter S. Thompson: Rewarding The Ugly
06/02/03:
Doritos, Cokes & Flaming Lips: A Spoonful Weighs a Ton
06/02/03:
Milking the MGM Lion: Observations on Las Vegas
05/31/03:
How It All Went Wrong
05/31/03:
Angela Davis Hid a Gun in Her Afro
05/30/03:
San Francisco: I am fascinated by the homeless camps
05/29/03:
Must-have paranoid accessory...
05/28/03:
A Conversation With The Filthy Critic
05/27/03:
the black soul singer & the white soul singer
05/25/03:
The Indy 500, Americana & Human Nature
05/21/03:
Taking Pleasure in Others' Pain
05/21/03:
The Honest Outlaw
05/21/03:
Not a perfect day
05/21/03:
The Complete Lenny Bruce
05/21/03:
Hunter S. Thompson; The Good, the bad and the vicious
05/21/03:
Nietzsche Punk: Roads to Nihilism
05/19/03:
Russian Baths: A Fight Club for Women
05/18/03:
Candy: drug abuse, prostitution, suicide & raves in Shanghai
05/17/03:
Move over, Al Sharpton...
05/17/03:
From Our Meta-Narrative Context To Yours
05/17/03:
My Life as the Protagonist of a Pynchon Novel
05/17/03:
Mona's House (rejected by McSweeney's)
05/17/03:
Big Brother is watching you drive
05/15/03:
2 Euros for a Smutty Picture
05/14/03:
These 10 Songs Will Make You Dry Hump Your Stereo System
05/14/03:
Where is it Now? Billy Ripken's Fuck-Face Bat
05/14/03:
They Hate Me
05/14/03:
The sport of Kings
05/14/03:
HOT! SLUTTY! GERMAN TECHNO SEX!
05/13/03:
SCOOP: Frank Sinatra wore custom underwear
05/13/03:
After Hours
05/12/03:
Is Infinity at the Beginning or the End?
05/12/03:
We're Sorry!
05/12/03:
The Big Gulp Fetishists
05/12/03:
Itís Sweepstime For Hitler, But Winter for Truth
05/12/03:
Pull my finger president
05/12/03:
"No one runs Kola Boof.."
05/11/03:
7th Heaven by Hunter S. Thompson
05/11/03:
"Her lungs were devoid of oxygen..."
05/11/03:
Stop sexual abuse now...
05/11/03:
How'd she die?
05/11/03:
Rent-a-negro
05/11/03:
Look out...here comes Poland!
05/10/03:
Typing monkeys, but no Shakespeare
05/09/03:
Jesus and Keanu down by the schoolyard...
05/07/03:
Department of Homegirl Security
05/06/03:
Christians apply pressure, Wal-mart caves in
05/05/03:
Larry Csonka and How to Beat the Bogeyman
05/05/03:
Drive-by shooting etiquette
05/04/03:
America's black economy is flying high
05/04/03:
Nectars of the gods...
05/04/03:
Gettin' our swerve on...
05/04/03:
Tale of the Tape: Eustachy vs. Price
05/04/03:
Dropping trou at 30,000 feet
05/04/03:
Brains on film
05/04/03:
Feel the music?
05/04/03:
Roy Orbison in bondage
05/04/03:
Jesus VS Judas
05/04/03:
Name your poison
05/03/03:
4 Days. 4 States. 4 Infamous Crimes Against Nature.
05/03/03:
Single malt separation of church and state...
05/02/03:
Worlds most published author?
05/02/03:
USA black economy flying high
05/01/03:
Que the organist...
05/01/03:
The Music Critic as Criminal Accomplice
05/01/03:
Love, Marriage and West Coast Offense
05/01/03:
Dollar a Download: Bargain or Rip-Off?
04/30/03:
Mommy, what's an idiot savant?
04/30/03:
recovering crackhead the new staggering genius
04/29/03:
Annihilation NOW!
04/29/03:
Get Your Kit Off for Gauguin
04/29/03:
O.J. Interested In Covering Blake Murder Trial
04/28/03:
an encounter with Julia Roberts
04/27/03:
Old Mind Tapes Can Be Wiped Clean
04/27/03:
Bathtub Goulash: the Dick
04/27/03:
The Idiot Son of an Asshole
04/25/03:
Supertots And Frankenkids
04/24/03:
Pollinate: Spring in NYC
04/24/03:
I Invited Jesus Into My Heart: Now He Won't Leave
04/24/03:
Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics
04/23/03:
Daily Show Does Bush
04/23/03:
Hitchens Forcibly Removed from Trailer Park
04/23/03:
Modern Drunkard: top 86 booze ballads
04/22/03:
Jesus Plus Nothing
04/22/03:
CA Democrats Ready The Tin Cup
04/22/03:
WE CAN STILL HAVE A GOOD DAY, CAN'T WE?
04/22/03:
The Eternal Comfort of Deathblogs
04/22/03:
Victory is the Ultimate Viagra
04/22/03:
Wild is the Wind
04/21/03:
Exposing the Elitists Among Us
04/21/03:
Naked Bowling
04/21/03:
Getting High for Science
04/20/03:
Music Theft and Self Abuse
04/20/03:
Deli Life: "Super Size Me"
04/19/03:
Eurotrash Supermodels on the Great American Highway
04/18/03:
Seattle Resident Apologizes 4 Nader Vote
04/17/03:
Failed Scholarship Application
04/17/03:
The Permanent Adolescent
04/17/03:
i'm unemployed so i have a lot of time to kill
04/17/03:
"America Has Gone Insane..."
04/16/03:
Tune Out, Turn Off, Drop Offline
04/16/03:
God Bless Americana
04/15/03:
Dark Matter Exposed
04/15/03:
Saving Private Lynch
04/15/03:
the suit gnome
04/13/03:
Authors Who Are Not Literary Luddites
04/13/03:
Fuzzy Zoeller training site...
04/13/03:
Despot's lo-fi realplayer paradise
04/12/03:
Music for Fluffers
04/12/03:
Hip-hop's fine young cannibal
04/12/03:
"I am with you always..."
04/12/03:
What is it Like to be a Fish?
04/12/03:
Unique Underground Properties: the Ultimate in Security
04/12/03:
Only 33 days left until the pole shift
04/11/03:
Despot or sexpot?
04/11/03:
Steal this Barcode
04/10/03:
Black People Love Us
04/10/03:
Find Your Local War Protest
04/10/03:
All I Want for Christmas is a Bombed-Out Dollhouse
04/09/03:
Cher's 'Farewell': Good Riddance!
04/09/03:
Let's Get This Party Started!
04/09/03:
Drugs Are Nice
04/08/03:
Manifesto of the Smoking Dog Project
04/08/03:
Laura Bush: Please Read to a Dead Iraqi Child!
04/08/03:
The Naked and the Red
04/08/03:
The Woodpecker of Despair
04/08/03:
the story of an asshole publicist
04/07/03:
CNN fo' real...
04/07/03:
Beer and Loafing in Las Vegas
04/07/03:
Saddamized in San Francisco
04/07/03:
"the world should be seen from a divine viewpoint"
04/06/03:
Survival Tips for Black Hole Travelers
04/05/03:
Infinity Over 0: Jordan/Live with Regis and Kathie Lee
04/04/03:
The Reel Truth
04/04/03:
The Reel Truth: the Sequel
04/04/03:
Operation Greg
04/04/03:
Selected Memoirs of a Drifter
04/02/03:
Love in a time of war
04/01/03:
Nick Hornby's 31 Songs
04/01/03:
Cheap Guitars are Fun
04/01/03:
'Go Baby Go! Go Baby Go!'
04/01/03:
'Defending the Rights of an Idiot'
04/01/03:
The Electric Kool-Aid Contortions Test
03/31/03:
Using Self Love to End Conflict
03/29/03:
how to salvage the iraq debacle
03/29/03:
Leader of the free world
03/28/03:
Micheal Milken travels thru time...
03/26/03:
Super-rooter
03/26/03:
50 most hated New Yorkers
03/25/03:
wilson: fuck off with your hippy shit
03/25/03:
Iraqi navy parked next to Italian navy?
03/25/03:
A '57 Bel Air and the pregnant virgin
03/25/03:
Ominous Signs: Shock and Awe Over-hyped
03/22/03:
Glitter Rock & Peanut Butter: Together Again!
03/22/03:
Kentucky uber alles
03/22/03:
Mark Twain: A History of War
