Coming Soon: A vicious slave-trading Confederate General (Nathan Bedford Forrest) and his one-eyed Negro blacksmith bond in battle; later, while under the employ of Third Reich officer Erwin Rommel and the blacksmith retrace the steps of the cagey Confederate hero's greatest triumphs and bloodbaths, and re-evaluates the notions of human bondage and charisma. His conclusion: Everyone is complicit.

Coming Soon: Volume 1 of the K-Bomb reader. Conceived when none of the K-Bomb writers -- John Tottenham, Cole Coonce, David Kettle, Wrenchski, Brad Zukovic, Damo Kandinsky et al. -- could actually finish another book, this collection of ultra-modern literature was cobbled together by the K-Bomb worker bees after hours in the back room of Club Tomorrow in K-town. Includes "Living Too Late" and "W.B./Neighbourhood of Infinity."

Coming Soon: Volume 1 of the Cole Coonce reader. Written on a AA battery-powered portable word processer, this collection of literary journalism was produced by Coonce between shifts as a piano player in a house of ill-repute and as a taco truck driver in Tujunga. Includes "The Future Has No Finish Line" and "All Roads Lead to Trona."

Coming Soon: Volume 1 of the Cole Coonce drag strip reader. Churned out between races while sitting in a trackside porta-potty, Coonce's collection of incendiary drag strip journalism was written between his stints as a guitar player in Braindead Soundmachine and his return to show business as Angelyne's fluffer in Studio City. Includes "Viva La Nitro!" and "Who's Afraid of Arley Langlo?"

If the Fall are Mark E. Smith and yer granny on bongos, then FallNet is an internet mailing list of ketamine-coated cockroaches crawling across a keyboard and dedicating itself to discussing all things Mark E. Smith and The Fall... FallNet has taken it upon itself to liberate sundry Fall song titles, dumpster the original lyrics and reinterpret the message with our own verse and prose.

Once again Coonce pulls it out of the bag and drops a load of intrigue and twisted mundanity with brilliant style. Culminating in the illusion of nothing happening... but somehow in retrospect you know something big went down. This is certainly a book to curl up on someone's sofa with a warm crack pipe and enjoy.

A meditation of 78 poems on the themes of inertia, procrastination, laziness, boredom, ennui, apathy, torpor, lethargy, disinterest, inaction, sluggishness, indolence, creative blocks, work-avoidance, failure and other afflictions. These are the last words on very tired subjects.

A scorching original work that has Stanley Kubrick cornholing Peter Sellers ... and The 3 Stooges acting as their fluffers. Ludwig Van Wittgenstein holds the ladder -- and climbs up it.

This is the self-help story of meta-superstar Buffy Strangelove, who, like Aristotle, is a citizen, not of Athens, but of the world. The question, of course, is exactly which world?

Meditations on Maximum Velocity, indeed... This is a blistering dissection of the 20th century in the guise of a free-from History of the Land Speed Record.

Speed, chrome, free will, hot rodding and the zeitgeist are over. Consider this a requiem then.